The Mr Tambourine Man of New Eestiball is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.198 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,165 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Ann O'Nymous Pics" has made Ann O'Nymous's mom a celebrity, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 287,408^th in the world and 1,385^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.