The One of the Twin Peaks of Gorzi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by David Cooper with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.58 billion Swans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The White Lodge. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient as I am economy, worth a remarkable 6,897 trillion e-Feders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 392,376 e-Feders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Gorzi's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reciprocity.

Gorzi is ranked 5,843^rd in the world and 64^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,714.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.