The Picture above is actually of Leiningerland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, lack of airports, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.643 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,607 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, being dead no longer has any benefits, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 90,100^th in the world and 826^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.3 law-abiding acts per hour.