The Empire of Lautskory is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aidan Ferguson with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.737 billion Lautskoryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbarr. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lautskoryian economy, worth 363 trillion Lauts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 97,307 Lauts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

All funding starts one dime at a time, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and Aidan Ferguson's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lautskory's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lautskory is ranked 17,118^th in the world and 16^th in The Wellspring for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,576.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.