Population | 9.42 billion |
Capital | Utopia |
Leader | Nicki Minaj |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | capita |
Animal | Llama |
The Empire of Capitista is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nicki Minaj with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.42 billion Capitistans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Capitistan economy, worth 984 trillion capitas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,490 capitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitista's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Capitista is ranked 239,252nd in the world and 4,803rd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.8 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Capitista was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Capitista was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Capitista was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Capitista was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Capitista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential, the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Stationary.
- : Capitista was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Capitista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Capitista was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Capitista voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Capitista was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 233 » Pallaith, Siwale, Xagill, The Rhein States, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Seenvorland, Loutsland, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, The Iron Lions, Merconitonitopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Votak Matim, Omnistria, The Windmilluminati, Xentherida, Kranostav, Malta Comino Gozo, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Wilkshire, Maott, Khoik, Zeternia, Sikol, Former English Colony, Prydania, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, The Jerichowan Country, Walter Jackson, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Cloydicia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Vesuva, Chukstik Illahi, AmManies, Necromonia, Renemaran, Advancia-Sizzletown, and 183 others.Vexilia, Karazan, Kwaj, Lemonbiscuits, Laurendon, Neo Colorado, Soviet Terran, Alcavia, Dicko, David Davidson, New Trisone, Warnen, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Pradovnia, Inspiratus, Ilisseia, Perikuresu, Hellsinky, Neopie, Fran Advar, Laxoimia, Aeolist, Zecit, Baja Calivada, Dreadton, Azzarel, Andanavia, A Salmon Named Harold, Holy Marcus Empire, Cinnibar, Confederacy of North America, Sil Dorsett, Aeurithianar, Batatoland Empire, Joevala, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Bagojo, Singamadri, Regallio, Fengate, Filibustra, Varisland, Omicron Persei V111, The Zheng Dynasty, Oannia, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Racoda, Darkanistan, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, IHateRights, Gorundu, Esperonia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Arucaria, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Frieszia, Pinky Queen, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Calahy, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Neptunian Military Administration, Izern, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Tehmistan, Eurocom, Alire, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Ereena, Tugupaw, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Gragadoia, Barxa, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Altivia, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Ubeland, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, La Baja California, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Northern Zorbrasnka, Comfed, Bhadeshistan, Stal Valley, and Hikki.