The Concordia State of Langong is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lo Pek-Hok with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.479 billion Concordians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinjing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Concordian economy, worth a remarkable 3,784 trillion Concordia Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 303,247 Concordia Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,730,484 per year while the poor average 4,173, a ratio of 654 to 1.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langong's national animal is the Three-eyed Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bai Shangdi.

Langong is ranked 124,014^th in the world and 20^th in Saint Helene for Highest Drug Use, scoring 127.59 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.