The Community of Lambertville is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.092 billion Lambertvilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lambertvillean economy, worth 46.0 trillion skirts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,133 skirts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambertville's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambertville is ranked 246,975^th in the world and 555^th in Horizon for Highest Average Incomes, with 42,133.24 Standard Monetary Units.