The Imperial Federation of Kronverg is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Karl Cunningham with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 839 million Kronvergians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronburg. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kronvergian economy, worth 116 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,490 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, all footpaths have tollbooths, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kronverg's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kronverg is ranked 81,566^th in the world and 428^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.8 kickbacks per hour.