The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Salad Boy with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.417 billion CSB SA Unionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andrews. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming CSB SA Unionian economy, worth 126 trillion Saint Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 89,381 Saint Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are grown in vats, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB SA Union's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

CSB SA Union is ranked 287,487^th in the world and 1,390^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.45 kickbacks per hour.