The State of Cambany is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 550 million Cambanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilsville. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cambanian economy, worth 52.2 trillion Cambanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,869 Cambanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cambany is ranked 20,100^th in the world and 329^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 113.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.