Population | 205 million |
Currency | Sozi |
Animal | Burmese Cat |
The People's Republic of Horizontia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 205 million Horizontians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Horizontian economy, worth 2.43 trillion Sozis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,864 Sozis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", most ambassadors from Horizontia retire only a few years after being appointed, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime is totally unknown. Horizontia's national animal is the Burmese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Horizontia is ranked 65,077th in the world and 1,617th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring 42.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, most ambassadors from Horizontia retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo.
- : Horizontia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Horizontia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality, the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most World Assembly Endorsements, and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Horizontia, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » New Anarchisticstan, Dakota, Elaribel, Tungstan, Precisely Nothing, Angbhand, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.