Most Primitive: 602ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,908th
The Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
Come dance with us.
Civil Rights
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Gypsy Lands

Population8.294 billion

LeaderThe Gypsy Queen

Currencysilver coin

The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.294 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Gypsy economy, worth 665 trillion silver coins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,182 silver coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,723 per year while the poor average 20,610, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 182,236th in the world and 33rd in Gypsy Lands for Most Extreme, scoring 10.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Primitive: 602ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,908thTop
Most Devout: 4,836thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,257thFattest Citizens: 6,248thLargest Retail Industry: 7,080thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,996thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,218thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,305thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,674thMost Armed: 14,228thMost Cultured: 14,503rdMost Influential: 15,921stBest Weather: 16,023rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,811thLargest Black Market: 20,728thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,075thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,846th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

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