Most Primitive: 654thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,759thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,121st
The Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
Come dance with us.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Gypsy Lands

Population11.258 billion

LeaderThe Gypsy Queen

Currencysilver coin

The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.258 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Gypsy economy, worth 915 trillion silver coins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 81,283 silver coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,550 per year while the poor average 20,714, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 193,176th in the world and 33rd in Gypsy Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 654thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,759thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,121stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,618thMost Devout: 5,234thFattest Citizens: 5,477thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,806thLargest Retail Industry: 7,520thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,911thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,899thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,053rdMost Armed: 13,080thTop
Most Influential: 14,103rdMost Cultured: 14,477thBest Weather: 16,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,136thLargest Black Market: 21,570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,410thHighest Economic Output: 24,597thMost Patriotic: 25,272ndMost Corrupt Governments: 27,302nd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the region

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