Most Primitive: 639thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,866th
The Matriarchy of
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Influence
Instigator
Founder
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Gypsy Lands

Population7.051 billion

CapitalTambourine
LeaderThe Gypsy Queen
FaithChristianity

Currencysilver coin
AnimalWerewolf

The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, fear of technology, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.051 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Gypsy economy, worth 565 trillion silver coins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,182 silver coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,723 per year while the poor average 20,610, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 36,265th in the world and 12th in Gypsy Lands for Rudest Citizens, with 79.94 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Primitive: 639thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,866thTop
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Most Devout: 4,496thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,147thFattest Citizens: 6,066thLargest Retail Industry: 6,530thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,419thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,726thTop
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Most Armed: 11,735thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,378thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,576thMost Cultured: 14,206thBest Weather: 15,371stMost Influential: 17,230thLargest Black Market: 18,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,421stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,313thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,577th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the region

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