The Monarchy of Friaritat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Saturno with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.287 billion Friaritans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunalia. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Friaritatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,286 trillion linos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,078 linos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and bad decisions are made very quickly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friaritat's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is none.

Friaritat is ranked 270,420^th in the world and 10,187^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.