The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.527 billion Axixitecos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,564 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 300,360 Axixican Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,274 per year while the poor average 53,463, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Axixiteco stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 290,771^st in the world and 11,399^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.