The Imperial Empire of Oppalli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.033 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 531 trillion Roylands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,349 Roylands, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 10,167^th in the world and 608^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,573.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.