The Commonwealth of Guaranine is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 426 million Guaranineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adenosine. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guaraninean economy, worth 36.2 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,912 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Adenosine to enjoy their national art, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and Guaraninean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guaranine's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guaranine is ranked 294,133^rd in the world and 122^nd in UEPU Federal Republic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.