The Third Assembly of Frinotonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dionl with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.945 billion Frinotonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freege. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frinotonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,755 trillion frinoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 423,704 frinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold. Crime is totally unknown. Frinotonia's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ja' Cafrinism.

Frinotonia is ranked 50,340^th in the world and 3,028^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.12 law-abiding acts per hour.