The United Socialist States of Feilauntz is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 20 million Feis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Feilauntzian economy, worth 371 billion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 18,558 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feilauntz's national animal is the Chescot lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Feilauntz is ranked 322,607^th in the world and 328^th in Aesica for Highest Average Incomes, with 18,558.16 Standard Monetary Units.