The República Democrática of Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by David Zaplana with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.538 billion Ibéricos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaplanápolis. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iberian economy, worth 661 trillion Pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,841 Pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, short is not always sweet, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deísmo tecno-druidista.

Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia is ranked 230,747^th in the world and 355^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,607.79 Standard Monetary Units.