The Armed Republic of Edelham is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 3.241 billion Edelhamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Welfare, although Spirituality, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Healthcare and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 10.3%.

The strong Edelhamian economy, worth 146 trillion EKKKS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,317 EKKKS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Edelham's national animal is the drak, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Edelham is ranked 291,251^st in the world and 650^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.