The United Socialist States of Dugin is a large, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 136 million Duginians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Duginian economy, worth 2.80 trillion Dugin-Rubels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 20,588 Dugin-Rubels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dugin's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dugin is ranked 200,497^th in the world and 675^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.06 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.