The Constitutional Monarchy of Couchtopia is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6 million Couchtopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Couchtopian economy, worth 203 billion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,815 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Couchtopia's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Couchtopia is ranked 147,914^th in the world and 379^th in Starlight for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.46 years.