The Federal Republic of Constitutia is a small, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23 million Constitutians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Constitutian economy, worth 1.63 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,043 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,006 per year while the poor average 9,613, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, only those who apply can study applied maths, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Constitutia's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Constitutia is ranked 187,784^th in the world and 125^th in Albastru for Most Developed, scoring 52.88 on the Human Development Index.