The Blue Unified Government of Bluu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hain Jackson with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.106 billion Bluuans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluopolis. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bluuan economy, worth 317 trillion Bluu Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,059 Bluu Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, calling dibs is an unalienable right, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bluu's national animal is the Blue Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bluu is ranked 30,145^th in the world and 22^nd in Albastru for Smartest Citizens, with 56.3 quips per hour.