The Commonwealth of Northeastern Fiji is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 454 million Northeastern Fijians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Vasu. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Northeastern Fijian economy, worth 33.0 trillion Rollads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,590 Rollads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, insurers refuse to offer service to anyone within a mile of the coast, private law firms are unheard of, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeastern Fiji's national animal is the bluefin tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northeastern Fiji is ranked 94,383^rd in the world and 69^th in Albastru for Smartest Citizens, with 37.63 quips per hour.