The Federation of Mrmloia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Damian B with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.979 billion Mrmloians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chesapeake. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The Mrmloian economy, worth 162 trillion us dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,305 us dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mrmloia's national animal is the Honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mrmloia is ranked 29,584^th in the world and 48^th in Albastru for Nicest Citizens, with 20.14 average smiles per day.