The Forsaken Resort Island of Colision is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miichelle Tomobama with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.545 billion Colisionados have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.0%.

The very strong Colisionian economy, worth 369 trillion colisterols a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 66,598 colisterols, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,323 per year while the poor average 7,473, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, citizens' lost socks are government property, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Colision's national animal is the chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Pepperoni Slice.

Colision is ranked 36,563^rd in the world and 32^nd in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 314.3 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.