The Empire of Citadellia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Noidea Watdo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.505 billion Citadellians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarkaria. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Citadellian economy, worth 538 trillion Snoogles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,606 Snoogles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, treason is relative, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown. Citadellia's national animal is the Moogle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Citadellia is ranked 28,680^th in the world and 627^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.52 law-abiding acts per hour.