The Frozen Federation of Ciruno is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader McLeaderface with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.198 billion Cirunas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banana. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ciruna economy, worth 118 trillion fumoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,852 fumoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. Ciruno's national animal is the fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ciruno is ranked 43,117^th in the world and 162^nd in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,840.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.