The Rogue Nation of Chamavia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 506 million Chamavians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chamavian economy, worth 24.2 trillion Knaaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,807 Knaaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime is totally unknown. Chamavia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chamavia is ranked 291,470^th in the world and 586^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.