The Republic of Cat012 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 4.85 billion Cat012ians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cat012ian economy, worth 164 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,751 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat012's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cat012 is ranked 222,147^th in the world and 203^rd in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 65.32 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.