The Democratic States of Bro Kinaba is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Right Honourable Lina Semaru with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.177 billion Bro Kinabans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gedoopstad. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bro Kinaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 192,648 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bro Kinaba's national animal is the African fish eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bro Kinaba is ranked 266,915^th in the world and 136^th in Africa for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.