The Republic of Burundiax is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Aceveritate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.64 billion Burundiaxis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bujumbura. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Burundiaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Damns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,192 Damns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Burundiaxian citizenship, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Burundiax's national animal is the Rasta Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burundiax is ranked 2,092^nd in the world and 3^rd in Africa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,960.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.