The Germanic Kingdom of Abenti is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Wilhelm IV with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.297 billion Germans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The powerhouse Germanic economy, worth 306 trillion Königsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,697 Königsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, childhood friends of King Wilhelm IV are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and church and state are inseparable in their influence on education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abenti's national animal is the Königsadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Abenti is ranked 86,120^th in the world and 45^th in Africa for Highest Poor Incomes, with 35,613.39 Standard Monetary Units.