The Greater Land of Orikorial is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Abdel Fattah el-Sisi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.279 billion Orikorialians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairio. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Orikorialian economy, worth 108 trillion caiyrs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,093 caiyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing numbers of children in Orikorial have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the police double as repo men, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orikorial's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Orikorial is ranked 44,047^th in the world and 20^th in Africa for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,814.57 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.