The Technocratic Megacorp of BJMShaw is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by BJMShaw with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.335 billion BJMShawians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BJMShawington. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BJMShawian economy, worth a remarkable 6,946 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 425,270 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", and cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BJMShaw's national animal is the Uni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kiwism.

BJMShaw is ranked 329,804^th in the world and 52^nd in The United Federations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.5 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.