The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.136 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,900 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 440,025 kek nabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the government snoops on private internet connections, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and in pet stores nationwide dogs are growing in popularity. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 67,658^th in the world and 2,339^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.