Population | 1.877 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | elephant |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Djurs Sommerland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working population of 1.877 billion Djurs Sommerlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Djurs Sommerlandian economy, worth 167 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,355 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djurs Sommerland's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Djurs Sommerland is ranked 73,956th in the world and 2,428th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Djurs Sommerland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Djurs Sommerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
- : Following new legislation in Djurs Sommerland, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 116 » Siwale, Jeltronian WA Mission, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Bankowiata, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Corfad, Kwaj, Nationeer, The Rhein States, North Bratislava, Shibutani, Chipoli, Laforeia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Advancia-Sizzletown, IHateRights, Esperonia, Frances Francis the First of France, Gorundu, Koda-Land, Marlducro, Pinky Queen, Laurendon, Deliber, New-Ferytland, New Atlantico, Russila, Catalis, Atrito, Darkanistan, Dreadton, Former English Colony, Sil Dorsett, Nouvel Empire, Kranostav, Kandorith, Southern Moosetopia, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Ijo, Oannia, Wolffoxia, South Parter, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Tanushland, Calahy, Bedsonya, and 66 others.PotatoFarmers, Ovekisu, Ethnon, Great Ignesia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Notyoutopia, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sindoesia, Bodhisva, Bardopia, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Republiqueducroissant, Aguaria Major, Hyphen, Rex Republic, Alogiada, Votak Matim, Arucaria, Armonker, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, United Orange Valley States, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Neptunian Military Administration, Yaorozu, Davidianian, Suvarnavarta, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Singamadri, Hikki, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Sechiole.