The Philosopher-King of Atymnius is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.962 billion Atymniusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Atymniusian economy, worth 452 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,731 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, on-duty Air Atymnius flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown. Atymnius's national animal is the dear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atymnius is ranked 44,069^th in the world and 48^th in Britannia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.9 percentage of bribes refused.