The Principality of Teofilo Otoni is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9 million Teofilo Otonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 14.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Teofilo Otonian economy, worth 445 billion Topazes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,419 Topazes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and nose plugs are the latest Teofilo Otonian fashion accessory. Crime is almost non-existent. Teofilo Otoni's national animal is the Sloth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Teofilo Otoni is ranked 119,753^rd in the world and 146^th in Britannia for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.