The Empire of S5AMP is a fledgling, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million S5AMPians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong S5AMPian economy, worth 364 billion perfectoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,746 perfectoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, visions of giant pink Tigers are a common side effect after S5AMPians eat their meals, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S5AMP's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

S5AMP is ranked 221,744^th in the world and 2,225^th in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.67 percentage of bribes refused.