The Federation of Diglosia is a fledgling, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 6 million Diglosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Diglosian economy, worth 147 billion Fyroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,541 Fyroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Diglosian selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diglosia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diglosia is ranked 179,919^th in the world and 136^th in Britannia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.76 percentage of bribes refused.