The Communalized Land of Asonmay is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Directly Elected Council with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.584 billion Asonmayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Âme DuTrieux. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asonmayian economy, worth 357 trillion Labor Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 138,127 Labor Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is totally unknown. Asonmay's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asonmay is ranked 101,418^th in the world and 126^th in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 168.82 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.