The Free Land of Araghela is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by National Executive Committee with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.584 billion Araghelans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Confluence. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Araghelan economy, worth 534 trillion Phrygians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,123 Phrygians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food, and petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araghela's national animal is the Red Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Araghela is ranked 15,004^th in the world and 224^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,060.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.