Population | 3.461 billion |
Capital | Dormeadow City |
Leader | President Hugh |
Currency | cupid |
Animal | dove |
The Democratic Meritocracy of Aportistopireistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Hugh with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.461 billion Aportistos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dormeadow City. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aportisto economy, worth 494 trillion cupids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,781 cupids, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aportistopireistan's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Aportistopireistan is ranked 10,390th in the world and 31st in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,777.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aportistopireistan, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Aportistopireistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Aportistopireistan, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Aportistopireistan, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Aportistopireistan, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : Aportistopireistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Aportistopireistan endorsed The Republic of Northern amercia.
- : Aportistopireistan endorsed The Principality of Wings of Coronia.
- : Aportistopireistan was endorsed by The Principality of Wings of Coronia.
- : Following new legislation in Aportistopireistan, all the playground's a stage for Aportisto schoolchildren.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » Dawcreek, Weihbach, Wintermoot, The Provincial Union of the Pacific, Eas Knine, Reactia, El Bababooey, Melehan, Santa Clara Cartel, Platinum Skills, Ehrenfest, Mikeswich, Hoopernia, Polugaria, Oprainia, Yestleck, The Ursian Empire, Argin, Parydeswais, Kuzco, Racatonia, Shakibaii, Dolcemare, Luxta Mare, Rymrgand, The Age of Dystopia, Madja as, Solondia, BoundBun, Heldervin, Evedenvale, Khaos Titan, and Wings of Coronia.