The Federation of Eas Knine is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.669 billion Eas Knineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeli Hibana. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eas Kninean economy, worth 312 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,207 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eas Knine's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eas Knine is ranked 23,128^th in the world and 53^rd in Wintreath for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,113.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.