The United People's Republic of Parydeswais is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by the Kezky siblings with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 6.513 billion Parydeswaisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masnia - Deetricky City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Parydeswaisian economy, worth 721 trillion United Foxtrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,837 United Foxtrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and the black market offers sweet deals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parydeswais's national animal is the Red fox - Fennec fox - Wolf - Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Foxism - Atheism - Islam - Catholic.

Parydeswais is ranked 4,864^th in the world and 2^nd in The Global Elite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,371.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.