The Democratic Republic of American Rojava is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Ocalan with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 1.682 billion Rojavans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hawler. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rojavan economy, worth 250 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,632 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the government funds large training centres to turn Eastern Imperial Eagles into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. American Rojava's national animal is the Eastern Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

American Rojava is ranked 13,880^th in the world and 82^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 26,783.16 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.