The Incorporated States of Allwar is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 482 million Allwarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Allwarian economy, worth 31.5 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,321 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the government has become increasingly militant, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Allwar's national animal is the cobra.

Allwar is ranked 115,901^st in the world and 31^st in Sancturia for Most Influential, scoring 530 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.