The Community of Ahaulu is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 623 million Ahauluans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ahauluan economy, worth 20.2 trillion ahauluan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 32,371 ahauluan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Ahauluan prisons' least expensive furnishings, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is totally unknown. Ahaulu's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahaulu is ranked 85,024^th in the world and 1,002^nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 322.26 on the Clooney Contribution Index.